September 2019
Our two-night stay at The Thief capped off a 10-day visit to Norway that included — between the two of us — six cities, nine inter-Norway flights, seven hotels, and a whole lot of rain. The Thief was meant to be a little treat at the end, a chance to splurge a bit in Oslo before heading back across the Atlantic and back to work.
It didn’t disappoint.
The marathon dodge
One of the features that led us to The Thief was its location on Tjuvholmen (Thief Island), a part of Oslo formerly known for “its reputation as a place where drunks and thieves lurked and criminals were often taken to be executed.” Those days are clearly gone. The master-planned — and very scrubbed up — district now features restaurants, shops, art galleries, a contemporary art museum, a pebble beach, loads of public art, and a single hotel.

The day we checked in to The Thief happened to coincide with the Oslo Marathon, a terrific event but also a not-insignificant disruption to the ways in which one traverses a city that has more waterways than roadways (maybe not exactly true, but….). Our relatively short walk from St. Olav’s plass to Tjuvholmen — what would normally be about 10 minutes — ended up taking the better part of an hour, as we not only had to get across the path of the racers but also negotiate the 100,000 people cheering them on. When we finally arrived at the hotel, all of that work getting there made the news that we had been upgraded to a one-bedroom suite all the better.
The Thief Suite

A few of the places we had stayed in Norway were nice — and one couldn’t be matched for uniqueness — but out rooms at The Thief were certainly higher on the indulgence scale than any of the others. Two balconies, two bathrooms (each with a shower and tub), a sitting room, a bedroom, a Nespresso machine (actually two of those), original artwork, many bed pillows, a mounted bug in a glass cylinder, fresh flowers, and a very high-tech toilet greeted us. It seemed that two nights wouldn’t give us enough time to use all of the suite’s features.
But we would do our best.
Many hits, perhaps a small miss or two
The Thief gets so many things right. We particularly loved the just-right size of the hotel (114 rooms), the views out to Oslo Fjord and back to Tjuvholmen (although the island development project itself was a little too programmed for us), the artwork throughout the hotel (a nice addition to the loads of public art throughout Oso), the breakfast (Norwegian hotel breakfasts rarely disappoint; the one at The Thief was exceptional), the complimentary tickets to the Astrup Fearnley Museum, the turn-down service with hot herbal tea and fresh cookies (we added a little aquavit from the downstairs bar to the mix), and the stand-up service from (almost) all of the staff.
We could offer only a few critiques: Our visit to the rooftop bar didn’t parallel the rest of our experiences at The Thief. The service was — quite honestly — not very good, and the cocktails lacked sophistication, particularly considering the surroundings. Our second critique — the high-tech lighting system — is probably due more to user error than actual functionality, but we didn’t love what seemed to be some kind of sensor that turned on the bathroom lights in the middle of the night. While we’re sure we could have figured the system out, we didn’t want to take the time to do so.
Opulence over minimalism
After spending 10 days immersed in Scandinavian design — a lot of functional, yet tasteful minimalism — The Thief was almost a sensory overload. But everything was warm and inviting. And while we loved the mid-fall sunshine, we couldn’t help wonder what it would be like to spend a few days at The Thief in the dark of an Oslo winter. Those pillows, deep tubs, hot coffee, and comfy slippers — which guests are invited to take home — all would seem very appealing in December or January.
Stay details
- The Thief
- Location: Tjuvholmen Island, Oslo
- Our stay: 2 nights, September 21 and 22
- Room: The Thief Suite: Rooms 802 & 804
Where we ate, what we did

- Dinner at Lofoten Fiskerestaurant
- Walking tour through Oslo capped off by a stroll through Vigeland Sculpture Park (devoted entirely to Vigeland’s sculptures)
- Drinks at Cathedral Cafe
- Traversing the roof of the Oslo Opera House
- Dinner at Skur 33
- Astrup Fearnley Museum (Hirst, Hockney, and Gilbert & George)
- Ferry to Fram Museum
- Coffee at Tjuvholmen sculpture garden
- Dinner at New Dehli, Tjuvholmen
- Aquavit in room from Thief Bar



When we choose a hotel, we spend at least some time figuring out the kind of room we want to book. As we’ve discovered, the particular room can make a big difference in a stay (see our entry on
One of the Oxbow’s challenges — in fact, a challenge of any hotel — is keeping the rooms looking pristine through cycles of guests. Three years in, our room was showing some wear. The mural on the wall, which looks like a topographic map and was one of our favorite features, had some scratches and dents. The white tile in the bathroom could use a good scrub and some re-grouting, and paint on the ceiling was starting to peel (possibly a result of the damp conditions). For the Oxbow to deliver on its vision will take constant effort.

In our travels, we’ve been fortunate enough to visit a few different versions of paradise. St. Lucia and Ladera surely rise to the top of that list. This particular week in late-March was originally scheduled for a work trip to Brazil. When that was delayed, we decided to use the blocked-off time for a holiday instead. Knowing we wanted a warm-weather destination — by March, Minnesotans are well-and-truly done with winter — we took a look at options that are high on relaxation and low on hassle. The Caribbean rose to the top, with St. Lucia being our final choice for its geographic, historical and cultural interest. And — yes, we’ll admit — because we could get there via Delta. Some online research led us to Ladera, a smallish resort tucked in the hills 1,100 feet above the sea right between the island’s most famous (and truly breathtaking) mountains: the Gros and Petit Pitons.









To earn membership, each property must demonstrate its own particular “art of living” through luxury, top-quality amenities, outstanding dining and a passion for hospitality. But a property must also be a living expression of its particular place, and it must serve to enrich that place, contributing to its culture, its evolving history and its environment.
We arrived at Canoe Bay late in the afternoon on a very cold (many degrees below zero Fahrenheit) Friday in January. The staff member at reception greeted us with genuine warmth and enthusiasm, letting us know there wasn’t a better place to snuggle in for a cold winter weekend than the cabin we were checking in to. She also told us we had been upgraded to a “treetop” cabin and then invited us to follow her colleague who would escort us to our cabin and give us a brief tour of its features.





hills. Fun to see various animal tracks in snow.
Upon checking in, we were taken up to Room #5, our new favorite. The king suite has an outdoor deck, which wasn’t much use in late-December, but we spent a few minutes out there appreciating the view. One of the best things about the room is that it takes up the whole south end of the building, so it has windows on three sides and shares not a single wall with another room.
Each stay at the Alma comes with a complimentary continental breakfast from the bakery. Guests can choose to have juice, coffee and handmade baked goods delivered via tray service to their room, or they can head down to the cafe, which is what we did. The cinnamon rolls, toasted bread with jam and strong coffee were just right. While we would have liked to linger a bit longer, it was time for re-entry to life, but we’ll surely be back, this time sooner rather than later.
















Our dinner reservations weren’t until 9 pm, so we headed down to the hotel bar for a drink. Deciding the air conditioner noise would make for a long night, we stopped at the front desk to inquire whether a maintenance person could take a look. We will say that the staff was terrific and quite apologetic. After enjoying a well-made cocktail on the sprawling plantation-style porch, we learned that the air conditioner was down for the count, and the staff wanted to move us to another room.

